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Jackthejoke121 3 timmar sedan
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
Jackthejoke121 3 timmar sedan
Bang bang bang bang
Andrea Bacilio Romero
Andrea Bacilio Romero 4 timmar sedan
when a teacher commits a mistake: "It,s okay, everyone makes mistakes 😊" when students commit a mistake: "YOU LITTLE SH**! WE LEARNED THIS PAST WEEK, WERE ARE YOU EVEN PAYING ATTENTION!?!?!??"
Ashley Hendricks
Ashley Hendricks 5 timmar sedan
“They should start making raisins that have to water built into them...that would be grape!!!!!!!!” -lol
Ashley Hendricks
Ashley Hendricks 5 timmar sedan
Check out 11:15 to see
David Pearlman
David Pearlman 5 timmar sedan
Uhhhhhhh wait what happend to opening the almond's he put them down after he said he was opening them?
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Valsema 18 timmar sedan
Eating 4 dates = become Ethan Winters. Dude literally got his heart ripped out and still can kill a godly being.
Tabby Brobston
Tabby Brobston 18 timmar sedan
Pretty sure they're just trying to convince their followers to eat so many almonds that they get cyanide poisoning
Xlulip Dag sedan
I'm never getting almond benefits I'm allergic to them :,(
Abigail Rius
Abigail Rius Dag sedan
those memes gave me stage 5 brain cancer
But Aleeex
But Aleeex Dag sedan
Me: haha Danny: Wait that's illegal
Calebs YT Gaming
Calebs YT Gaming Dag sedan
Eat 3 worms a day: become god infinite diamonds in minecraft get a girlfriend Eat 4 worms: HOW DARE YOU DEFY US! INSTANT DEATH FOR YOU BITCH!
CraftGamerY11 Dag sedan
If im gonna eat 30 almonds im not gonna eat them like normal people would I WOULD FUCKING EAT IT LIKE ANIMAL MY HAND WOULD BE FULL OF ALMONDS AND SHOVE IN MY MOUTH and act crazy
Anonymous Pigeon
Anonymous Pigeon 2 dagar sedan
wait I thought that seagull sign was a joke because 1. the sign makes no sense 2. the seagull on top looks exactly like the sign
Bláthnaid Kelly
Bláthnaid Kelly 2 dagar sedan
I wanna finish the video but I always use up my one laughter half way through
Roblox Player / Prince Sieggy
Roblox Player / Prince Sieggy 2 dagar sedan
"Why is my life such a bitch?" I actually fucken thought you said life.
Celia Mick
Celia Mick 2 dagar sedan
It would make sense that Danny’s dad is a vampire because he looks like a realistic twilight vampire. Like an actual teen hot turned into a vampire
Celia Mick
Celia Mick 2 dagar sedan
Lmao the jokes are just basically r/arethestraightsok?
Leem_y 3 dagar sedan
Nobody caught the, "they should make raisins with water already stored in them, that would be grape" joke. 😢
RobloxMasterKid97 3 dagar sedan
the thumbnail has 6 alomonds on it-
ShadyBeAShooketh 3 dagar sedan
why so red bby
nnylFsallaD 3 dagar sedan
3:10 dirty joke
Dino Toaster
Dino Toaster 4 dagar sedan
Me know almonds make cyanide 👁👄👁
Gabriel's Films
Gabriel's Films 4 dagar sedan
so 30 almonds!
Gabriel's Films
Gabriel's Films 4 dagar sedan
Random Person
Random Person 4 dagar sedan
5 almonds a day keeps the cancer away
Jacob not telling my last name bozo
Jacob not telling my last name bozo 4 dagar sedan
5 Almond daily No cancer
Adrian 5 dagar sedan
8 almonds a day you become a god
once army
once army 5 dagar sedan
i dont get how his wife is married but still goes to school?And what he doing'Is her p3d0?Wtf?
diarroboG 36
diarroboG 36 5 dagar sedan
9:06 instructions unclear dated four people and jumped off a bridge
hiitssiah 5 dagar sedan
Danny should have said, "that would be grape" for the raisins with the reason water built in
[Whitty] 5 dagar sedan
Sometimes i forget that he is in fact 26 years old with a house. I always tell myself hes 17
Emery-Grace Santos
Emery-Grace Santos 6 dagar sedan
Are we not gonna talk ab how the husband is receiving a grade card for his wife, who I assume is in grade school 😃
ziziwai 6 dagar sedan
“They should try making raisins that have the water built into them” Yeah that would be pretty grape.
n_galifi 6 dagar sedan
11:25 "that would be pretty grape." You did not do that YOURE NOT EVEN A DAD
the random girl whos bad at every thing
the random girl whos bad at every thing 6 dagar sedan
he said raisin water is great so i said raisin water is grape
antisocialbred 6 dagar sedan
oh shit i forgot my 5 almonds, i’m gonna get cancer
Subject Delta
Subject Delta 6 dagar sedan
Raccoon News reporter
Raccoon News reporter 6 dagar sedan
*H A*
the Tacogamr
the Tacogamr 6 dagar sedan
Whats funny is that there’s 5 dates and 6 almonds
David Gohel
David Gohel 6 dagar sedan
8:33 the reason he doesn't say that there are 6 almonds there is that he doesn't know any math. He just doesn't get it.
Rewasharma Sharma
Rewasharma Sharma 6 dagar sedan
Nicholas DeDea
Nicholas DeDea 7 dagar sedan
*f u c k* now we gotta make them all do that
Kraken 7 dagar sedan
They realize almonds have cyanide in them right
Water 6 dagar sedan
Actually, only wild almonds have Cyanide. Sweet almonds still have trace amounts of amygdalin but not enough, by any reasonable measure, to produce dangerous amounts of cyanide.
Ion Remi
Ion Remi 7 dagar sedan
I stuck to the eating regiment of eat apple Lemon 4 almonds 5 dates and 1 milk for 78 years I have ascended beyond godly hood. I have the power of time travel and can be big think past any doctor for health concerns. This universe is inadequate for my power and soon I will have to create a new on where cosmic law makes it so that apple lemon 5 dates 4 almonds and one milk IS. THE. ONLY. FOOD.
Jaiden 7 dagar sedan
Fun fact: almonds have trace amounts of cyanide (one of the most fast acting and deadly poisons ever), though it's not enough to be harmful to you.
My Movie reviews
My Movie reviews 7 dagar sedan
Actually I had two laughters
nuuget 7 dagar sedan
so we're just gonna gloss over the fact that that one dude's wife had a report card?
TokaiLemon 7 dagar sedan
Did You Know - *5 almond Daily No Cancer* me - **is allergic to almonds...** Did You Know - *One Lemon Daily No Fat* me - *wait- im a lemon* 🍋 also me - 😰😭 *god save me*
hornet is void
hornet is void 7 dagar sedan
Ah yes my favorite gender *lemon*
Orbit 8 dagar sedan
danny i know it’s been a year but ever since i laughed more than once while watching this video, the crime has haunted me ever since. i needed to turn myself in. i’m so sorry
BoredMemer90 8 dagar sedan
"Scientists should make raisins with the water already in them" Grapes: *Am I a joke to you?*
Perser Brago
Perser Brago 8 dagar sedan
8:20 people might think im being petty but there are siz almonds there mind you six just get it right.
Editsfor everything
Editsfor everything 8 dagar sedan
Ghandi wasn't a legend he was really cruel
Tyler Joseph Schommer
Tyler Joseph Schommer 8 dagar sedan
I wonder if I ate the almonds and then got cancer if I could sue for false advertising
Ivy 8 dagar sedan
Ombee 8 dagar sedan
the amount of heteronormative shit, also no, its straights sit normally, gays cant sit right
BLUE MooN 8 dagar sedan
0:57 did anyone else say “Ha”with him? 😂😂😂
Curry Consumer
Curry Consumer 8 dagar sedan
Me:Hiding cool big drum cutely
A_person 8 dagar sedan
11:00 is raisin water just....... Wine?
Vyvy Nguyen
Vyvy Nguyen 8 dagar sedan
3:38 wtf
The FBI guy
The FBI guy 8 dagar sedan
the quicker you learn that the quicker you can dodge their attacks gay tension
The FBI guy
The FBI guy 8 dagar sedan
boys are nice to look at
Raina Ricketts
Raina Ricketts 8 dagar sedan
we should’ve just told jacob to have 5 almonds daily then no cancer 🤭
Laustin Space
Laustin Space 9 dagar sedan
What if I eat my daily dates at 9 AM but I get cancer at 8:30? WHAT THEN, DANIEL???
Gregory Matter
Gregory Matter 9 dagar sedan
I had a laughter. I shall now pause the video and return at a later date for another laughter
I Will Eat An Apple
I Will Eat An Apple 9 dagar sedan
Milk Small oranges Pancake syrup Chips Coco pebbles Oat meal 1 min Dove soap bars Metal scrubs for dishes Good sponges
blumbeiley 9 dagar sedan
Din Djarin
Din Djarin 9 dagar sedan
Well all those things eating them every day would help with weight loss, if you only have eat that and not anything else
Din Djarin
Din Djarin 9 dagar sedan
“Wouldn’t it be great if scientists looked into raisins with water built into them? That would be grape.”
Zorak The Potato Man
Zorak The Potato Man 9 dagar sedan
I made 2 laughter >:D
KrakenatYT 9 dagar sedan
3:38 Title "How 2 Be Healthy" Every women now "FINally, I Can Have 2 Arms And 1 Mouth Now, FUCK yea."
Isobel MacDonald
Isobel MacDonald 9 dagar sedan
Um hold on a second, why are we not talking about "Wife's school report card"????? I'M SORRY?? Is this man married to a school child??
gabrial leasum
gabrial leasum 10 dagar sedan
Guys: hahas Me: savs ha till end so can wach hole vid😏😏
Zezzlo 10 dagar sedan
I came back to the vid although it was almost finished and i just clicked the video and heard- “I need pants NOW. cause I ruined my other ones😔”
bitch with a YouTube account
bitch with a YouTube account 10 dagar sedan
This is a try not to laugh video in disguise
gracie_.babezz 10 dagar sedan
Trisha patata’s bussy 😌❤️
InhaledDeath -
InhaledDeath - 10 dagar sedan
11:15 Describing a grape
WhyAmIHere. Bread
WhyAmIHere. Bread 10 dagar sedan
12:39 gorgeous
Xaalderan 10 dagar sedan
Fun fact: almonds have a small amount of cyanide
Kyrah Mcknight
Kyrah Mcknight 10 dagar sedan
at 8:32 there are 6 almonds, not 5
Nyawa Bottomley
Nyawa Bottomley 10 dagar sedan
It doesn't bring glow to face
hope 10 dagar sedan
the indian experience of watching danny's videos is when u realise the cringy acc he's abt to talk abt is indian 0.5 secs into it
ada 10 dagar sedan
almond sales after this: 📈 📈
Ruby Driscoll
Ruby Driscoll 11 dagar sedan
I can’t believe this was a year ago already
Ihbhvhgyby Hi yvhvu cyugy
Ihbhvhgyby Hi yvhvu cyugy 11 dagar sedan
Nice watch I love apple watches⌚️
Pastatart 11 dagar sedan
4 Almond Daily Small cancer
Brooke .-.
Brooke .-. 11 dagar sedan
Yo for a sec I was like "omg all I need is to eat almonds every day and I'll be skinny" (I need help ok-) then I remembered... If I eat any tree nut my face will turn red, my tongue and throat will be itchy, I'll break out in hives, start throwing up and then, and this part it SUPER fun, MY THROAT WILL CLOSE UP AND I'LL JUST DIE But at least I'll be skinny
V A N M A N 11 dagar sedan
they be like: uoedwiuoda[wd ALMONDS eianiqpewfmap
FluffyBunchy 11 dagar sedan
Bruh what I low-key thought this was posted in 2019 before the pandemic whaaat
Suchwowitzmads 11 dagar sedan
Ok I got this ad for a game called Go Balls and the ad was like "my wife said I play the game or she is gonna divorce me" and "my cat Tomas' plays this game" wtf
Gay Squid
Gay Squid 11 dagar sedan
3:38 as a girl I can confirm that is exactly how I sit
Kybug 4 Life
Kybug 4 Life 11 dagar sedan
9:44 if only Anne Boleyn and Katherine Howard had just eaten 4 dates
Kybug 4 Life
Kybug 4 Life 8 dagar sedan
@• adrienscrown • I’m both of those things lol 😂 and him saying head cut off instantly made me think of them
• adrienscrown •
• adrienscrown • 8 dagar sedan
Damn bro why you gotta attack all the Tudor nerds and Six fans like that
Stupid Content
Stupid Content 11 dagar sedan
Danny: George Washington Me: don’t do it My absolute shit brain: HERE COMES THE GENERAL-
Super Sup S.S
Super Sup S.S 11 dagar sedan
hlthaiy am i
Quill Arbelo
Quill Arbelo 12 dagar sedan
Watching this an entire year after, hard to believe it’s been this long.
Kasuka Plays
Kasuka Plays 12 dagar sedan
11:15 yes it would be grape
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Mackenzie Johnson
Mackenzie Johnson 12 dagar sedan
Can someone please explain why it says mathS? Where does the ‘s’ come from? Maybe it’s cause I’m in America and other countries have an ‘s’ at the end, but I’m confused.🙃
Spheniscus demersus
Spheniscus demersus 12 dagar sedan
Sorry I violated your laughing law please forgive me
ShepDance 12 dagar sedan
they should make raisins with the water built into them T H A T W O U L D B E G R A P E
TheLik 12 dagar sedan
Exactly one year and no cancer. Thanks Almonds
C-Playz317 12 dagar sedan
POV you happen to accidentally watch this video exactly a year after it was posted XD
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